for anybody who is planning a sleepover and is even remotely thinking of inviting weiyan, listen to me, and BANISH the thought.

from the moment germaine, weiyan and i climbed into bed (weiyan on a seperate bed of course), weiyan has served to be nothing but an annoyance. after watching hitch, and drooling at ryan cross (charles wellington), we adjourned to the bedroom to plonk on the bed and die. so germ and i shared the top bunk and weiyan took the floor bunk. being dead tired, we said our prayers and flipped off the light. following that action was a piercing scream. yes, weiyan. she has a fantastic phobia of darkness. too tired to argue, germs and i tried to ignore her and sleep. so she switched on her handphone and started playing with shadows from the light (along the way making sounds like WOOF WOOF!!THE DOG IS GOING TO EAT YOU UP!). after i said WEIYAN SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP about 50 times, she plucked up all her courage and turned off her damn handphone light. but now she insisted on holding my hand so that if a monster came to eat her up, i'd pull her out (yeah right). so what the hell anything for silence from her, so i gave her my hand and she squeezed it and i tried to sleep. at three am, she squeezed my hand extra hard and i woke up, ready to kill. but all she was doing was mumbling things like lemon and honey and a lot of incoherent rubbish. being too tired to whack her fat ass, i drifted back to sleep. did i mention that she took the bolster and ddint even use it all she did with it was to cover the part of the bed where she can see right under the bed germs and i were sharing. so at 8.30 in the morning i made a semi-concious attempt to grab the bolster. it brushed against her fat ass and SHIT THAT GOT HER STARTED. she launched her 2-hours-of-non-stop-whining, irritating the hell out of me and germaine. so she lay there and whined and whined while germaine and i dissed her non stop. did i mention she even played "sunday morning" mp3 on her phone at NINE. then miss wee called(which triggers off another vein-popping incident but nevermind) and told weiyan to pass a message around. so she happily got on her phone and started calling the whole world. after me germs and i took turns mumbling SHUT UP WEIYAN and SHUT UP FATS for 5 million times, she finally shut up. but by then it was time for us to get out and get our dazed asses to town.

do you now realise why you should never invite weiyan to sleepover? the reasons are plenty.

irritating irritating irritant. yemal.

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11:50 PM